HeyBub wrote:

I have a bumper sticker (picked up in New Hampshire). It reads:

Brake for Moose
It can save your life

I'm proud to say that since I've been displaying the above sticker,
not a single person in Texas has collided with a moose!

While there, I did bag a moose on the hunting trip. I called the wife to
brag just a little.

She asked: "You shot a moose? Somehow that doesn't sound like you. What's
missing?"

"Well, it had a saddle..."