On Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:35:04 -0600, Ignoramus7130
wrote:

If you, while wearing black leather shoes, accidentally step into a
bucket with used motor oil when getting off a ladder, the leather
shoes will acquire a beautiful shined appearance, with a deep, satin
black color. Make sure to watch your language, though.

i

Which brings up another shoe issue: Sulfated cutting oil will turn
leather soles into oatmeal in about three days.

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Ed Huntress