John Doe posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP

What's the purpose of peddling a boat?

To sell it!

What's the purpose of walking? Some people speed walk...

To get away from you.

What's the purpose of flapping your arms?

We want to wave you off before you get too close.

What's the purpose of flapping your lips?

In your case it is to distribute the halitoses.


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Tekkie