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Michael A. Terrell Michael A. Terrell is offline
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On Sun, 5 Feb 2012 19:46:13 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
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?I put a screen saver on a friend's computer:
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?C DRIVE FAILURE
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?which had him going, for a few seconds.
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?Christopher A. Young
?Learn more about Jesus
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www.lds.org
??? The good one (not completely my idea) was based on an analog noise level
??? sensor that detected people approaching and flashed REPENT! THE END IS
??? NEAR!
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?? You could have alternated that with things like 'Duck and cover!'
?? 'Head for the hills!' 'Judgment day is nigh, sinner!' or even something
?? completely silly like 'Eat at Joe's!'
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I used to have a piece of lint stuck on the point of the cursor, kept
telling people that I needed to get my monitor open to clean it.



I like to use Tweek UI to mess with their minds. People really
freaked when they got the 'Red Screen Of Death'. ;-)


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