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On Jan 14, 10:28*am, twisted wrote:
On 1/14/2012 8:03 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:53:57 -0500, "Mr. Grumpypants"
grumpypants@webtv *wrote:
Hawkings says before the "Big Bang" there was nothing...and everything
was created from "nothing". *Believers do not see a conundrum here!


WTF????? But I guess that makes as much sense as all the other theories. LOL


But if there was nothing, what would make the big bang?


Thou shalt have faith and believe in science.

Those who accept science into their heart (and other organs) will spend
eternity in the glorious kingdom of heaven. *Those who don't will roast
in hell for all time.

And if want a front row seat in heaven, don't forget to tithe the
science department of your local university.


Replace the word "science" with "religion" in the above and you would
be spot on.

Harry K