On Tue, 3 Jan 2012 14:48:18 -0600, "HeyBub"
wrote:

What's so hard about that?

A. It spoils the idea of a surprise gift.
B. It's totally unnecessary.
C. It may cause a divorce when the wife, under penalty of perjury, admits
she's ineligible to own a gun having formerly served time in a federal
prison for white slavery and felonious mopery (exposing oneself to a blind
person).

D. Hostile Indianism