On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:26:00 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:

The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell,
New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and
organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Nope. He was born in March

Hillary Rodham

Nope. October, 1947

John F. Kerry

Nope. December, 1943

William J. Clinton

Nope. August, 1946

Howard Dean

Nope. November

Nancy Pelosi

Nope. March, 1940


Dianne Feinstein

Nope. June, 1933

Charles E. Schumer

Nope. November, 1950

Barbara Boxer

Nope. November, 1940

Barney Frank

Nope. March, 1940

Barack Obama

You idiot.

Anthony Weiner

Nope. September, 1964

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

You wind up with little Gunners.

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!




One could not be a successful Leftwinger without realizing that,
in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers
and mothers of Leftwingers, a goodly number of Leftwingers are
not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
Gunner Asch