Ok, here's a couple quickie shots. It's rude, crude, and ugly.
And it'll do exactly what I want. Therefore in my eyes, it's beautiful!

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/lWBNnCM3UgXEVXhw-ZsNDZ7fzYmlYFVNVB_Uxv1I2UA?feat=directlink

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/RmcRcsTBy8uI3-J7aVCtzZ7fzYmlYFVNVB_Uxv1I2UA?feat=directlink

Should have just done it and been done with it. The manufactured version
of what I originally asked about probably would have cost more than I
wanted to spend anyway...


Jon