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Default 31 Things You'll Never Hear a Texan Say...

On Dec 1, 11:22*pm, wrote:
"HeyBub" writes:
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Yeah, I noticed that on my visits to Houston.
You're driving through a residential neighborhood and you come to
some house decked out in Xmas lights and it has a sign that says
"Nude Dancing".


Well, that's one way to define freedom but probably not a good
way to protect property values.


We, in lesser affluent neighborhoods, have more subdued methods of dealing
with those who offend our sensibilities. These methods usually involve
firearms in some fashion


Yeah, I encountered a lot of that false bravado down in Texas.
I was down there fixing up a completely broken computer system and
the plant owner told us that if the system didn't work the way he
wanted, there could be gun play.

Up north we have a name for that kind of talk.
We call it idiocy.

Like I said, drive down a residential street and there is a whore house
sitting right in the middle of it. *I learned something today.
The guy owning the whore house must have had more guns.

--
Dan Espen


Kreuztfeldt Jakob syndrome. They catch it from the cow horns on
their cars.