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Default 31 Things You'll Never Hear a Texan Say...

On 12/1/2011 7:18 PM, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:22:04 -0500, wrote:

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Yeah, I noticed that on my visits to Houston.
You're driving through a residential neighborhood and you come to
some house decked out in Xmas lights and it has a sign that says
"Nude Dancing".

Well, that's one way to define freedom but probably not a good
way to protect property values.

We, in lesser affluent neighborhoods, have more subdued methods of dealing
with those who offend our sensibilities. These methods usually involve
firearms in some fashion


Yeah, I encountered a lot of that false bravado down in Texas.
I was down there fixing up a completely broken computer system and
the plant owner told us that if the system didn't work the way he
wanted, there could be gun play.

Up north we have a name for that kind of talk.
We call it idiocy.

Like I said, drive down a residential street and there is a whore house
sitting right in the middle of it. I learned something today.
The guy owning the whore house must have had more guns.


The Mustang Ranch brothel moved from Texas to Nevada. After legal
problems the government took it over and tried to operate it.

They ****ed it up and lost money.

"..The Mustang Ranch, originally known as the Mustang Bridge Ranch, is
a brothel in Storey County, Nevada, about fifteen miles east of Reno.
It is currently located at 1011 Wild Horse Canyon Dr Sparks, NV
89434."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustang_Ranch

Can't depend on the government, even when you need too.


Um, you mean the government can **** up ****ing? ^_^

TDD