31 Things You'll Never Hear a Texan Say...
"HeyBub" writes:
harry wrote:
Best post yet heybub. I take it you are fromTexas?
Yep. For many generations. I had a great-grandfather who fought on the
Confederate side during the recent unplesantness.
That's not to say I'm parochial; I've been all over the world and parts of
south Georgia. I'm continually surprised at local customs:
* In Milwaukee, the serve beer chasers with cocktails
* In New York, distance is measured in minutes of travel at a fast walk
("It's three minutes that way").
* Hamburgers are served in the UK, but they're made of lamb and have
cucumbers instead of tomato.
And others are somewhat surprised at Texas facts:
* El Paso is closer to California than it is to Houston.
* Houston is closer to Florida than it is to El Paso.
* At 700,000 sq km, Texas is 5 times larger than England, and a bit larger
than France.
* I live in the largest city in the nation (maybe the world) with no zoning.
Yeah, I noticed that on my visits to Houston.
You're driving through a residential neighborhood and you come to
some house decked out in Xmas lights and it has a sign that says
"Nude Dancing".
Well, that's one way to define freedom but probably not a good
way to protect property values.
The people were nice, but they felt free to call me Yankee Boy.
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Dan Espen
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