wrote

Please come back and remind us of your uncanny insight
when that happens.

--
Dan Espen

It's actually messages from God written on secret plates. Since there is no
more secret metal, it is written on the INSIDE of toilet paper rolls. You
have to buy the secret ones, then expose them to ozone for the messages to
come out. Then you dispose of it the usual way.

Directly from the Big Guy.

Steve