On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:11:53 +0000, The Other Mike wrote:

On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:37:41 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Liquorice"
wrote:

On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:08:52 +0000, Lobster wrote:

SWMBO screaming in the mornings "For ****'S SAKE TURN IT ON!!!"?

Your not doing it right, maybe it's time to RTFM?

Does one exist for SWMBO?

Yes - it was the basis for the Borg.
--
Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway