On Mon, 24 Oct 2011 06:10:01 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

Could you imagine the police response today if people ran out of their
apartments into the streets carrying a number of knives? ^_^

TDD

But wait. I heard a banging noise on the front door. I happened to
have a hatchet in my hand when I exited the garage and rounded the
corner: "What do you want?!! I asked the young fellow.

It must have nearly made him need a laundry change.

He said. "You have a hatchet, You have a hatchet."

"Sure I do", I informed him.

As he walked away down the walk. "You have a hatchet!" he kept
repeating.

He never came back or was police called or involved.

I still need to sharpen that hatchet :-/