On Fri, 14 Oct 2011 23:49:03 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Jules Richardson wrote:
On Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:01:37 +0100, dennis@home wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message
...


Dennis has gone ver' ver' quiet all of a sudden
Some of us have gone on holiday and can't be bothered to get the
computer out.

get the computer out of where?
He keeps a laptop in the freezer, to prolong battery life.

OK, that was almost infinitely less disturbing that whatever I was
thinking.