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Default Astronauts to be renamed to cosmonavts

Lets look at the space program by different companies.

Space Program by Windows: The boosters and nose cone have
software compatibility problems. Have to relaunch the rocket
every morning.

Space program by McDonalds. The rockets are inexpensive, and
identical. Every town has its own rocket. Kids love
McRockets, and grow up to be obese astronauts.

Space program by Nike: The only rocket with 7 foot tall
black astronauts. Their rockets go higher.

Space program by Obama: Built, expensively, by union thugs.
Got a problem with that?

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I believe NASA to be a very inefficient organization,
despite their
achievements. They probably could design small craft, but
they could
not do so cost-effectively at all.

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