In article ,
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:33:26 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Hozelock (garden hose people ) make a gadget for attaching hoses to
funny taps, works quite well. You could knocks ometing up with two of
these.
http://www.hozelock.com/watering/hos...onnectors.html

I have the older metal version. It's quite amazing the variety of taps
it nearly, but not quite, fits right. Loads of joy as it sprays the
crotch, shoulders, face, customer.

Sounds like an ordinary garden hose attachment from a pound shop would
do the job ...

Nick
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