On Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:33:26 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Hozelock (garden hose people ) make a gadget for attaching hoses to
funny taps, works quite well. You could knocks ometing up with two of
these.
http://www.hozelock.com/watering/hos...onnectors.html

I have the older metal version. It's quite amazing the variety of taps
it nearly, but not quite, fits right. Loads of joy as it sprays the
crotch, shoulders, face, customer.