tony sayer wrote:
Well I was in a hospital and they had done some fine needlework
patching up large lacerations elsewhere and pinning broken bones and
skull all I wanted was a rather nagging splinter removed they didn't
notice as I was in a coma when they were sorting the other stuff!..

I'd have DIY'ed it if I had the tools to hand;-!...

Nice one:-)

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Adam