"Bob Jones" wrote in message
Everyone knows it should have been "slud". I learned from an old
carpenter
that what one did with a ladder was you clumb it. I will climb that
ladder.
I clamb that ladder. I had clumb that ladder. Makes sense to me.

.... ah yes! Redneck verb conjugation ... the 'grits and gizzard greens' soul
of the language.

That said, being a good Catholic kid of about 8, with what I though was a
pretty good working vocabulary at the time, and seeing the word
"conjugation" for the first time, I was pretty sure it must have something
to do with sex ... so I was excited as hell when Sister Mary Therese said we
were going to start conjugating.

Boy, was I surprised!

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