Sign on fridge

"I drink directly from certain bottles of milk in this fridge
Please only drink from bottles of milk marked with your own name as mine may
contain saliva contamination"


Watch out for the retaliation "so do I" handwritten on the sign.

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"Steve B" wrote in message
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My helper got a job. At the job, they have a communal fridge. There's one
guy who will come in and help himself to most anything there, but likes
milk. They want to get him. Other than letting the milk set out for a day
or two, what's the fast track to come up with some reeeealy skanky tasting
sour milk? I hope he gets this for youtube.

Steve