On Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:34:02 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:33:32 -0500, zzzzzzzzzz wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:28:56 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 12:46:46 -0400, Art Todesco wrote:

The one serious
problem is that they have slow/soft closing seats. We always close
them to keep our pets out. So, when visiting other people and using
their facility, you might hear B A N G, when we not so gently drop
the seat.

You shouldn't be ****ting in other people homes unless you're an
overnight guest. Do that **** in your own home or go find a public
bathroom.

Or do you pee sitting down?

It's really not surprising that you pee on the seat, Jerry.

I put the seat UP before I ****. The other poster said he makes a
bang noise putting DOWN the seat. So what the **** are YOU talking
about, huh?

Yes, Jerry, we all know that you're even dumber after you take a dump. Hint:
It's a courtesy to put the lid down after you use the toilet.

Why would you put down the seat if you're not talking a
****.

Jerry, I bet you don't wash you hands, after, either.