On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:28:56 -0500, Jerry Sauk
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 12:46:46 -0400, Art Todesco wrote:

The one serious
problem is that they have slow/soft closing seats. We always close
them to keep our pets out. So, when visiting other people and using
their facility, you might hear B A N G, when we not so gently drop
the seat.

You shouldn't be ****ting in other people homes unless you're an
overnight guest. Do that **** in your own home or go find a public
bathroom.

You sound a little stopped up.