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Steve Barker[_6_]

On 6/24/2011 6:35 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jun 2011 23:18:49 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Today at someone else house, I got a splinter in my thumb
from a wooden handle wheelbarrow. The woman there had got a
splinter, also.

I may be back in a few months, or I can contact them by
mail. I'm curious some ideas to make the handles safer.

The wheelbarrows are for moving fire wood, in front of a
store. They are outdoors all summer. This is in NY state,
USA.

I'm thinking coat of polyurethane, wrap in electrical tape,
sports tape, the wide stuff with the zigzag edges, spray
clear spray paint. Who has this knowledge? Tried and true,
please.

Go to a doctor immediately and tell them the pain is so severe that
you can not stand it. Request some powerful drugs. Next, contact
your attorney and file a law suit against the owner of the wheel
barrow. You will be unable to work for at least one year due to the
pain, so you should sue for one years salary plus medical costs, and
emotional pain. You must not do any work from now on, or you will
lose the case in court.

Personally, I'd blame Jesus for this. He's the wicked son of a bitch
who caused this by making a defective tree, which was the one used to
make the handles. I'd sue Jesus too......

and don't forget to vote the Obummer back in so you can continue being a
freeloader.

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Steve Barker
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