On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:36:45 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:12:20 -0400, "Lee Michaels"
leemichaels*nadaspam* at comcast dot net wrote:



"Bill" wrote

I tried dating one of the table saws yesterday....
I consider myself be to fairly sophisticated. But even I have never dated a
table saw. I have fondled a few, but never a formal date.

(Just goes to show what kind of trouble I get into all the time by being
some damn literal.)

Just turn it on and stick it in, Mr. Liberal. It'll show you a good
time. No formal date is necessary for it to ravish you.

Oh, "liTeral". Never mind.

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Happiness is when what you think, what
you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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