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The Daring Dufas[_7_]

On 5/31/2011 6:24 PM, zzzzzzzzzz wrote:
On Tue, 31 May 2011 00:06:47 -0500, G. wrote:

zzzzzzzzzz wrote:

You mean, like the Pope?

Yup, isn't he an ex-Nazi?

You mean like the Catholic Church?

Yup.

I politely tell your missionaries I'm Jewish and close the door. They
have not come up with a good come-back to that one (yet), it's probably
being worked on in the sales dept. as we type.

Whatever you do, don't tell them you're a Druid!

Oh, good one! I think I'm gonna go with "Pagan" next time.

Don't do it! A friend made that mistake when they woke him up the morning
after a college finals bender. He became their personal mission. He *had* to
be saved.

I used to have a black cape and headdress with horns and I would greet
them at the door and ask them if they were virgins because we needed a
sacrifice for our Satan worship session. ^_^

TDD