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On Tue, 31 May 2011 00:06:47 -0500, G. Morgan wrote:

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You mean, like the Pope?


Yup, isn't he an ex-Nazi?

You mean like the Catholic Church?


Yup.

I politely tell your missionaries I'm Jewish and close the door. They
have not come up with a good come-back to that one (yet), it's probably
being worked on in the sales dept. as we type.


Whatever you do, don't tell them you're a Druid!


Oh, good one! I think I'm gonna go with "Pagan" next time.


Don't do it! A friend made that mistake when they woke him up the morning
after a college finals bender. He became their personal mission. He *had* to
be saved.