Suga Moto Soy wrote:
Republican:
Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem
cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The
first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to
take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal
freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict
it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment
deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who
wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety.
Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the
other.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...