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BEFORE I DIED I WAS A KARATE KUNG FU BUFF....YOU CAN DRIVE A MANS NOSE
BONE UP INTO HIS SKULL WITH A GOOD HARD ENOUGH BLOW,
IF YOU WANT TO DISABLE AN ASSAILANT YOU CAN KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH
NICE N HARD AND DRIVE HIS TESTICLES UP INTO HIS STOMACH WITHOUT
KILLING HIM......DIRTY BUT EFFECTIVE.
THE THEORY BEHIND A KNOCK OUT KARATE CHOP IS TO APPLY IT TO THE
JUGULAR WHERE THE RUSH AND INTERRUPTION OF BLOOD TO THE BRAIN WILL
CAUSE FAINTING.

IF YOU ARE REALLY TROUBLED ABOUT BEING ATTACKED BY HOODLUMS AND OTHER
VIOLENT TROLLS, DONT GO ANYWHERE WITH OUT A BODYGUARD...OR BECOME A
BODYGUARD, YOU MILK DUD.
I PREFERRED PORK CHOPS
TGTIM

A NOTE TO SONNY BOY: THAT WAS A POOR USE OF THE WORD, DYSFUNCTIONAL
PEOPLE ARE NOT VIOLENT, PER SE. BUT YES GANG UP BULLIES AND GENERALLY
VIOLENT ARSEHOLES SHOULD BE STOPPED BY ANY MEANS AVAILABLE....THEY SAY
LOVE IS A POWERFUL WEAPON, TRY IT.