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Gunner Asch[_6_] Gunner Asch[_6_] is offline
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Default Finger in the dyke time

On Sun, 15 May 2011 16:13:37 -0700, Beryl wrote:

Rash:
On Sat, 14 May 2011 20:21:24 -0700, "Steve B"
wrote:

Any time, any place, asshole. I'm not hard to find.

Steve

As I stated...Feryl would die poorly.

And Ive never met Steve.


Steve expressed some interest in driving out to your dump. (Probably
ought to get a tetanus booster first, of course.)
He even called you Bubba once, but you failed to reply. Why don't you
invite him over? You two could give each other sponge baths. Then stop
by here on your next L.A. trip. I'd like to drown you both.


Now Feryl...what do you think your chances would be of drowning one of
us, let alone 2 would be?

Zero.

Either of us would simply butcher you like a fatted calf and leave you
hanging head down from a light fixture, bleeding out into a 5 gallon
bucket.

Personally...Id rather skin you alive and then break both of your arms
and legs in multiple places with a 3lb shop hammer, then drag you into
the bath tub and leave you tied in place, still alive in a
supersaturated tub filled with salt water. Might even feel sorry for
you at the end..and consider a timed burn of the house..set for a number
of hours after leaving.

But...shrug..I have an evil streak from days gone by..saw and did lots
of bad stuff way back when...shrug again....

Now Steve, is more likely to be a far more humane person than I
admittedly am, so he would likely snuff you like a rabbit in a trap and
leave you in a dumpster..or hanging from that ceiling fixture as a
demonstration for your friends and ilk.

Lets hope you dont become a bigger target than you already are. I have
lots of friends all over the country..and a few of them owe me favors.

Some of those old boys make me look mighty tame by comparison.

Iregardless...the only thing you would beg for..would be for your heart
to explode and the pain to end. And some of us..can make pain last like
an art treasure.

I learned my applications of pain from the Jari mercenaries I ran
with..and from others in later years....

Some of those boys were artisans. Truely.

Gunner



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