On Apr 29, 10:39*pm, Higgs Boson wrote:
My guru is not here, so I don't know what to do! *My computer (PC, 5+
years old; well-behaved), has started SCREAMING every few minutes.
It wants something, or is warning me of something.

Turning to knowledgeable NG members: *Did you ever experience this?
What might it mean?

I just paid a consultant pretty fair bux about two months ago to
upgrade, so I'm tapped out, computer-wise, but
scared to death I might be hearing a death rattle.

SOS!

HB

SOUNDS LIKE MY COUSIN GERTRUDUS GAVE BIRTH IN YOUR COMPUTER.

I'LL SEND SOME PHANTASMS TO GET HER & THE BABY OUTA THERE FOR YOU.
IN THE MEANWHILE FOLLOW THE OPEN, CLEAN AND LUBE THEY RECOMMENDED.

PAT ECUM
TGITM