"Geoffrey S. Mendelson" wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Or, "Do not swim while eating your cell phone..." ;-)

Best one IMHO was the directions I got with a stainless steel coffee
percolator:

"Do Not Use In A Microwave Oven."


Sure, but that because you would have to lay it on it's side. ;-)


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You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a Band-Aid™ on it, because it's
Teflon coated.