Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Or, "Do not swim while eating your cell phone..." ;-)

Best one IMHO was the directions I got with a stainless steel coffee
percolator:

"Do Not Use In A Microwave Oven."

Geoff.
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Geoffrey S. Mendelson N3OWJ/4X1GM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.