Well; aisle gest have two kwit wit mah ambishuns too be a
net nanni. Hit's a gunna be a heart day in town two knight.
Eye will adjust half two kraii my self too sheep two
knight!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"Steve B" wrote in message
...
I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or
not a post is on
topic, is spelled correctly, or some other minute detail.

I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is
already filled. It
is held by Newton Fillmore, in Pacoima, California, although
Mr. Fillmore is
currently in a coma, and has been for three years, eight
months now. We
just could not bring ourselves to demote him without a
proper hearing and
him being present.

Please be advised that there are currently over 500
applicants and wannabes
for the position. That does not include people like
yourself who have
broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the
cherished
position.

If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will
be required to
write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced,
using the words
there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can
come up with in
as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible.

You must also describe the difference between "lose" and
"loose" in 25 words
or less.

You must also include the reason that gives you the lifelong
right to hold
this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily
heretofore
unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting.

Steve
3rd Pooh-Bah and Grand Mucky Muck
of the Society of Netnannies.

Steve

Heart surgery pending?
www.cabgbypasssurgery.com