Tim Wescott wrote:

Before yogurt, I was thinking maybe I could get an ARPA grant to study
how the army could use him for crowd control: "stand back! I have a
flatulent poodle and I know how to use him!".

ROFL! I swear, this is the closest I've come to actually falling off my
chair! (good thing I wasn't having coffee - I'd have had to send you the
bill for the keyboard. ;-)

Thanks!
Rich