Tom Gardner wrote:
"Larry Jaques" wrote in message

Andrew, you'd bloody well BETTER hope your "wide" doesn't read that.

I saw that too, it could start a world-wide nickname trend!

Try one or two teaspoons of molasses in
her food once a day. Worked for us.

To create gas? Sugar plus carbs (dog meal) = instant farts (usually)

Will it work for me too? How long before I go to church do I have to
consume?

I had a can of Hormel Chili for late dinner last night (about 8 PM) and
was farting REAL GOOD by 6 AM. ;-)

For church, I'd suggest a midnight snack. :-

Cheers!
Rich