On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:35:26 -0400, "Tom Gardner" w@w wrote:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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Andrew, you'd bloody well BETTER hope your "wide" doesn't read that.


I saw that too, it could start a world-wide nickname trend!

SWMBO is much, much safer, methinks.

(She Who Must Be Obeyed)


Try one or two teaspoons of molasses in
her food once a day. Worked for us.

To create gas? Sugar plus carbs (dog meal) = instant farts (usually)


Will it work for me too? How long before I go to church do I have to consume?

It varies, but with me, it works within a couple hours and lasts for
hours. Go for it!

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