On Mar 7, 10:59*am, " wrote:
Are you aware that you are likely to be committing an offence by
knowingly contracting someone to work like this?

"Sporadic and low intensity, guv'nor" is the favoured form of words
for fending off the bowler hat.

That, and placing the air sampler well _upwind_ of the job site.

"Air sampler". I crack myself up. As if.