Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Tom Gardner wrote:
Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Tom Gardner wrote:
Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Tom Gardner wrote:

Much better and more sanitary than the boogers I've been using for
decades.

Well, you've never had to worry about running out have you? ;-)

Can you fart at will? (maybe you're the wrong guy to ask)

With the medication I'm on? NO.

Unless of course you're in Church!

Not even then.

Does this mean that you never know when you're going to fart, or that
you simply have no control and fart spontaneously? I sometimes fart
spontaneously just as I'm climbing out of bed. I think it has something
to do with fiber.

Thanks,
Rich