I wonder if Dr. Lorena Bobbit makes house calls? You should
call.
1-800-BOBBIT. It's for the children.

--
Christopher A. Young
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We had a naked Superbowl party at our home. Everyone who
came to
watch the game was required to bring food, being booze, and
get naked
as soon as they got in the house. This was just people we
knew, not a
public party. At half time, my drunk husband went to the
refrigerator
to get beer, and slammed the door of the fridge on his
penis. Ever
since he's been in a lot of pain, his dick is all swelled
up, and
looks bad. Someone oferred to take him to the hospital but
he said he
didnt want to miss the game and would just drink more booze
to ease
the pain. In the 4th quarter he wrapped it in ice with his
t-shirt
and poured some vodka on it to ease the pain. Now he cant
sleep and
said he thinks he broke it. Is that possible? Should I put
a splint
on it and wrap it with tape? He seems to be in a lot of
pain, but he
just put ice and vodka on it again, and is drinking more
vodka for the
pain. What should he do? He even told me to put on some
pajamas so
he dont get an erection. That's not like him.

Sue