"Kevin Miller" wrote in message news:
Nah! We're Canadians. We use hockey sticks to clear our snow and polar
bears
to haul it away. Then we celebrate with maple syrup and back bacon.

No Labotts?

Not a chance. A real Canadian drinks Sortilège, which is a blend of Canadian
whiskey and maple syrup liqueur. As far as LaJunk goes, we leave that to the
hockey flakes. And, it's fitting too. The fans who unconditionally support
our National hockey embarassment, wouldn't know a real beer if it impaled
them in the butt.

(If any of you hockey nuts want to beat the crap out of me, my real name is
Jack Stein.)