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Default How to repair an invisible machine from the 23rd century?

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
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I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?


That requires specific test equipment:

Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
50 years)

Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999

Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999

Revisible Solder Sucker (with sub-micro tip): $9,499 (Availablity
50 years)

Revisible Soldering Station: $23,999
(with Temperature and Visibility Controls)

Revisible Lead/Mercury/Arsenic Solder (1 oz.) $535 (Availablity 50
years)
(EPA permit to use solder $35,000/year)

Revisible Protetive Suit, Mask, Gloves for one person: $47,395

Revisible Moble Clean Room (with 4 suit air supply, negative pressure
air exchanger, 40KW UPS (2 hours): $1,345,495

More information available at www.revisible.com
Interest-free payment plan: 5% down, 2%/year until delivery.

Products without an availability date have an estimated lead time of
200 years.

John