"HeyBub" wrote in
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Frank wrote:
You forgot, "Do you want to donate to St. Judes?"
They also ask your age if you buy hunting supplies.
I got asked once buying buck lure.
Woman in back of me damn near fell on the floor laughing when I said
I was born in '65 (one of my sons was born then).
I also lie about my zip code when asked 
Pharmacy tech: "What is your birthday?"
That's the day I was born.
Me: "Are you going to make me look it up? (fishing in wallet for
driver's license)...
"I was there at the time but I didn't write it down...
"What's the name on that prescription? I want to make sure I give you
the correct ID? Was it Alphonse d'Pumpernil? Bottomly le Frescue? or
was it, perhaps, Admiral of the Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor
Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma?..."
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Officious clerk: "Is there anything I can do to help you?"
Me: "Yes. I've been pulling on my penis for several hours and I think
I broke it. Can you take a look at it and tell me what you think?"