Phil L wrote:

but it's all ******** anyway, your food is covered in
bacteria, unless you soak it in domestos first, and there are more bacteria
in the body than there are human cells, so you could say we are just a
collection of bacteria that has managed to walk upright and tell jokes.

The reasons for stating the last is because it's more or less an
accurate portrayal of any eukaryote. The more one studies eukaryotic
cells the more they look like a bunch of bacteria that have struck a
truce and agreed to work together.