The Medway Handyman wrote:
I have an old lady customer who gives me a cheque for the bill, then press's
a 1 coin into my hand saying "get yourself a pint on the way home" :-)

I let an elderly neighbour benefit from my outside light
to see to get to her electric scooter. She kept insisting
on paying for the electricity. I told her it was probably
something like a pound - so she dug one out and wouldn't
let me leave without it

JGH