Snag wrote:

(...)

SWMBO loves coffee as well but she still needs

to avoid it in the afternoon. AMHIKT
^^^^^^^^^^^

--Winston


I'm not sure I want to know ...

0130: "Sweetie! I thought about a neat idea for the patio."
ME: "Mmff. Huh?"

0145: "So, are you awake?"
ME: "...What? Kinda."

0200: "I really can't have any coffee in the afternoon."
ME: "I'm hip."

0245: "My car needs an oil change. Maybe this weekend?"
ME: "SNORT Huh? Oh. Yeah. Sure....."



--Winston