Kurt Ullman wrote:
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"HeyBub" wrote:

g sex in their own home.

The idiot chose to be gay!

And, as Woody Allen said, it automatically doubles your chance of a
date on Saturday night.

Actually the Woodster posited that being BISEXUAL was what double
your date chances.

Yeah, but any old port in a storm, so to speak. I believe most homosexuals
would rather do a girl, but don't know how (to woo her and not be scared to
death).