dgk wrote:

A gay friend of mine once said that he made the decision the way he
was told to make all big decisions. He drew a line down a piece of
paper and on the pro side he put (I'm not doing this as well as he
did):

1) Can become a hairdresser or ballet dancer
2) Can look at other guys in locker room
3) Can become Liberace

The anti side had:

1) Will crush parents (being at the rebellions stage this could go in
both columns)
2) Will crush grandparents
3) Will go directly to hell
4) Will get beaten up daily in school while being called faggot
5) Will be hated by people who never met you
6) Will be discriminated against in housing and jobs
7) Will have few legal rights that married couples enjoy
8) Will be punched for telling someone that they're cute
9) Can meet folks in a dingy bar which gets busted weekly
10) Can be arrested for having sex in their own home.

The idiot chose to be gay!

And, as Woody Allen said, it automatically doubles your chance of a date on
Saturday night.