John Rumm wrote:
On 25/11/2010 12:10, Tim Watts wrote:
On 25/11/10 11:56, Adrian wrote:
The Natural gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

I remember wryly shredding the damp and rot guarantees after I had
demolished the damp rotten shell of this house.

Guaranteed to be damp and rotten?

"Ideal for Fungiculture"

Estate agent speak: "You won't be claiming there is not mushroom in this
house!"

Groan!