"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Tue, 5 Oct 2010 04:37:52 -0400, "Buerste"
wrote:


"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Bear spray is good, if you can get within five feet or so of the
offending dog. And if the wind is blowing the proper direction.

--
Christopher A. Young
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Hornet spray is better and has a 25'+ range. Also makes a great home
defense weapon and wont put holes in your walls or get blood on the rug.

But you can be sued for using a poison outside of its intended use.
Bad idea.

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Hit the intruder with the hornet spray, drag him to a linoleum floor THEN
shoot him a few times! (Just kidding---sponsor the guy in a rehabilitation
program then get him a job and move him into your house until he's on his
feet.)